Anyone that knows me IRL knows that I live my life in chaos. There's organized chaos and there's just all out out-of-control chaos. I have become so overwhelmed that I have decided that I am going to change everything about the way my family lives.
We have MAJOR changes that will be happening in the next couple months. Our Monkey will be turning 5 and going to school in the Fall. That means that he is going to have to go to bed at a certain time, wake up at a certain time and *gasp*have a schedule! This momma IS NOT ready for this, but I am going to snap into it.
I am not a schedule or routine person. At best I am a "right-on-time/a-few-minutes-late" type person. It's very rare that we ever get anywhere 15 minutes early.
Through this blog you will be able to go with me on the journey of becoming a REAL housewife, not one of those skanky housewives that have nannies and a job designing the next stripper-pole worthy fashions, but of a real housewife/SAHM that vacuums, dusts, does laundry and dishes, even cooks and gardens, all while keeping perfectly manicured nails and perfectly polished shoes...OK NOT REALLY... But I would like to at least be able to have friends over and not have to "warn" them about the condition of my house or suggest that we "sit outside since it's so nice out" EVERY TIME.
Of course as I am typing all of this I have a basket of laundry, mostly cloth diapers and inserts staring at me, a puppy that has wedged herself between my back and the couch and a beautiful 8 month-old Hippo that is yelling at me for a boobie snack. Looks like it's time for me to get to that and attempt this blogging thing again tonight or tomorrow after I have satisfied the needs of my Hippo, Monkey, 2 dogs, 2 rabbits, cat, house and lawn...or until I am bored and need another escape.
Thank you for reading!
Momma Bear
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